Ok, so I’m merrily having lunch with Charlotte and Michelle on the steps of St Enoch Square. Nearby are a pair of mildy annoying mothers each with their even more annoying child running around. After a couple of minutes of this, the next thing I hear is the sound of running water… as mother holds youngest female child horizontally whilst she urinates against the wall. Not over 5ft from us. Whilst we’re eating. Whilst everyone is watching. Outside the front door of Greggs.
DO YOU FUCKING MIND?!
I swear to $deity, this town is on a downhill dive. People have no respect for themselves, for others, for their surroundings, for anything. I could kill them. It certainly wouldn’t be a loss to anyone.
Incidentally, this was about 20 minutes after I passed a wrecked drunk sleeping on the verge of the road. From the stench of alcohol, and the rolled up jacket under his head as a pillow, I presume he is there of his own accord and not unwell.
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